How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

[Rodak]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.


Blatantly ripped off from another forum, but I thought it would find a home here...

[JPS]

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12.One hand on wheel, seat leaned back all the way, stereo blaring hip-hop, 22" rims - Southeast Virginia

nice list btw

[Chad]

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Boy are the Boston and Florida ones correct.

It seems some people here keep their blinker on "just in case" they'll ever turn right or left on the duration of their trip.

[JPS]

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I like the ones who turns their right blinker on to make a left turn and vice versa

yep...

we have those here

[Nixon]

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I would say Tex-ass is more like:

One hand on the wheel of your big-ass ford or chevy truck, one hand holding a beer/cigarette, foot on the gas, brake pedal removed due to lack of use.

[Vonwert]

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You can easily indentify who is the NC driver by how wrecked their car is

[Magus]

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Huh.

I usually just check the license plate.

[Jamos]

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Just run them off the road. Their angry yelling would sure tell you!

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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if they got one foot on the gas, one hand reading a newspaper, and the other holding cup of coffee then their from toronto.

[Shard]

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#6 was dead-on.
#5 was pretty close, except for brick on accelerator. If it's LA, you're parked or idling.


One hand on wheel with elbow hanging out window, other arm stretched across adjacent seat, rebel flag flying from rear of toyota pick-up with lift-kit: Clovis, CA.


Both hands on wheel, accelerator slammed to floor while speeding across intersection into pedestrians: Washington, D.C.

[Denmo]

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One hand on the wheel, one hand out the window, no hand at the blinker, foot on the accelerator, shifting lanes in high traffic at 20 mph faster than the other drivers - Atlanta, GA.

And is anyone else tired of driving behind the Nth SUV with a "Support our Troops" or Republican bumper sticker?

[Ms. Porkchop]

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You can tell a Canadian Driver because if you let him get into your lane he'll give you a little wave in the mirror; He knows the left lane is only for passing;And He'll wait twenty minutes in a drive thru for his Tim Hortons but still tip the girl at the window.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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hail canada! we do love our tim hortons!

[Ms. Porkchop]

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hail canada! we do love our tim hortons!

Sadly, ever since I got pregnant I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Had to switch to hot chocolate.