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    Valk reviews the PS3

    We all know I've been a very harsh critic for the way sony's been handing their newest console, so I figured that I should post my opinion of it now that I actually own one.

    I'll note that I have the 60GB version.

    The system itself
    Incredibly heavy. it's 10lbs. I had to clear things off my desk because it couldnt fit on my bookshelf with my other consoles without potentially breaking the shelves. it just didnt feel secure up there. Pretty sure it's bigger than the original X Box too. But lets get past it's size. It's sexy looking. very much so. the chrome and super-relfective surface are great. But there's a big problem with the design. it's a dust magnet. literally. on or off, you can see dust flying at this thing. you put your hand above it, and you can feel static electricity on your hand. is this safe? is this even right? I have to wipe my PS3 down constantly to keep the dust off it, and I find myself covering it with a pillowcase when it's not on to keep it clean.

    the fan is pretty loud at times, and it blasts some very hot air out of the vents. amazingly, even after 10 hour gaming sessions, the system itself doesnt get hot. I wish the same could be said for the Wii and both PS2 models.

    The media card slots are pretty fancy too. somehow, the area under the flip-open media bay sucks up more dust than any other part of the console...

    Controller!
    hate it. too light, and the new L2 and R2 buttons suck. PS3 has to be on to charge the controller too, won't charge in standby mode. Oh, and the sixasxis motion support? it's horrible. in the few demos I've played that support it (motorstorm and resistance) it's glitchy and not always as responsive as it should be. if the teardown photos of the PS3 controller didnt drive the point home that it was just tacked on at the last minute, it's implementation in the games will. blaarg.

    Playstation Network
    Free online play is good. somehow having my "Valkysas" account broken minutes after going to download GTHD is not. my e-mails to support being ignored for a solid week is also not good. so I have two accounts. one broken, one working. one has a "1" at the end. I understand this isnt even a documented problem, but it happened to me, and that angers me.

    other than that, I have no complaints about the Playstation Network aside from the selection of PS1 games, and that Sony is for some reason delaying downloadable content for Oblivion. everything else is very nice. the transformers trailer being available in HD on the playstation network isnt swaying my opinion either... much.

    Games
    I still honestly believe that there are no exclusives for the system that are worth owning. some people like resistance and motorstorm, I don't. the only games I own are multi-platform. AC4 and Oblivion. AC4 has slowdown. Why the hell does AC4 have slowdown. it's worse than the 360 version in that aspect. Oblivion has faster load times than the 360 version, and you can see further too. Oblivion is very pretty.

    Oblivion has crashed on me three times so far today. I suspect I just have a bad copy of the game since the PS3 didnt give me any problems at all during the file conversions for the pav, or for AC4. I'm taking it back tomorrow to get a new copy.

    EDIT: I'm not blaming the PS3 for AC4's slowdown. Looking at footage from many other games, it's fairly obvious that it's the fault of From Software.

    Final thoughts
    honestly, I dont feel it's worth it's price. especially with the current game lineup. nothing I've seen or played so far has "wowed" me like the transition from PS1 to DC and PS2.

    It's a good system, but its off to a very rocky start, just like the PSP was. overall, I'm happy I have it, and it makes a fine secondary system (the Wii is my primary)

    Obviously I dont hate Sony as much as I appear to at times, and hopefully me owning this will make my complaints about sony a bit more "valid" to people who have rep-bombed me in the past for being a "biased nintendo fanboy". I guess I'm a lot like Jeroak. He's primarily loyal to Sony, but owns every console he can because he's a fan of video games more than any individual company. I'm the same, but I'm mostly loyal to Nintendo.
    Last edited by Valkysas; 05-27-2010, 10:40 PM.




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    Wow. Man. Remember when you first played Soul Calibur or Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast?

    That's when I knew we were entering a new generation.

    This gen? Ehhhh. Took a while. Oblivion and Dead Rising for sure. Gears of War kinda gave me that vibe too but it still owes much to Resident Evil 4.

    And MGS4 moving to 360 looks less and less likely by the day.

    It hurts my BUTT I'm gonna need one of these someday.

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      boy they sure do gather that dust, don't they?




      i feel like i shouldn't say i'm surprised people view you as a sony hater, since i'm probably viewed the same way. but i also didn't think you were a nintendo fanboy. so i'm lost!




      i'll pay more attention in the future *puts on spectacles*

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        This gen? Ehhhh. Took a while. Oblivion and Dead Rising for sure. Gears of War kinda gave me that vibe too but it still owes much to Resident Evil 4.
        This generation looks pretty much like the last generation, except with HD.

        I'm more likely to buy a PS3 before a price cut thanks to the announcement that I won't need a Dex Drive to upload and download RPGM1 games, as well as some of the stuff I've been seeing about GTA4. MGS4 will also be a major draw.

        And MGS4 moving to 360 looks less and less likely by the day.
        I tell ya, it'll be ported to 360 as MGS4: Subservience, and it'll include a gay sex scene involving Raiden and Colonel Volgin as a bonus feature, making it the #1 reason NOT to buy an X-Box 360.

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          You honestly think that'll make it LESS appealing to us?!

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            It will get ported to 360. And you all know it. And then I wont need a PS3 for anything.

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              #7
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              Originally posted by Valkysas View Post
              I guess I'm a lot like Jeroak.

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                I personally love the new L2/R2 triggers. I have a thing for analogue, and these feel a lot more in that vein than the Dual Shock's.

                The weight isn't really an issue for me, either, for some reason.

                ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                  Originally posted by Naruto View Post
                  It's true. We both get as many systems as we possibly can so we don't miss out on anything. Despite him appearing as an insane Sony fanboy at times, he has a 360 and a Wii too. He's just more loyal to Sony. He doesn't tend to bash on the other systems, but he'll tend to defend Sony more than anyone else, especially with all Sony's bad press the last year.

                  I have a Wii and PS3, and I plan on getting a 360 after I finally upgrade to an HDTV, since Dead Rising is a big reason I want the system (along with Bioshock). my "fanboyism" doesnt come up much, but as some can tell you, I get pretty damn irate when people bash the DS and Wii, two systems I love.



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                    yeah, but, for stupid reasons right? if someone says something that is more or less true, even if it's negative, will you call them liars and invoke your dark lord to smite them so as to gain favor in his eyes?


                    i can understand not agreeing with people who say "product company blank smells!" just because they hate them. but if they say "product company blank has a weak game lineup at the moment", and it's, you know, true, do you still get hostile?



                    besides, who bashes the ds? the ds is super keen.

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                      #11
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                      Sony's PSP department.

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                        #12
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                        One question I've been meaning to ask:

                        Is the controller still pressure sensitive on all the buttons, or only on a couple?

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                          #13
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                          all buttons except the D-pad and select and start buttons are analog.



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                            #14
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                            I always thought the PS3's look was rather bland 80's retro vcr like. But that probably is due to the latch cover on it.

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                              #15
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                              Far from it. It's a supergloss grill.

                              ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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