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    #1

    I hate to make so many random topics but...

    Ok, Like the title says, I don't like making so many random topics but this is priceless.

    Gloomy and I had just gotton off the bus to go into a shop when I saw this guy walking towards us in shorts. Now today was kind of cold so I thought this odd. As he got closer I realized just how odd it was.

    He was walking down the street in his boxers. Ad we got even closer I relized I could see his 'man stuff' poking out the pee hole of his boxer and was like omg! and started laughing. You could clearly see it and I got an unpleasent view about four times.

    It's like a really bad car crash, you just can't look away.

    Gloomy looked, saw what I was looking at and laughed. Apprently the guy gave me a pretty weird look because I was laughing so hard.

    It makes me wonder if someone stole his pants or if he was only running next door for something or he got busted in some girls room by her bf...
    Last edited by Ms. Porkchop; 03-30-2007, 05:55 PM.
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    #2
    Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

    You should've called the police.

    You didn't do your civil duty.

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      #3
      Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

      You should bring a T-Shirt with "I Have the Right to Shoot Pantless Persons" written on it next time. In Gothic font.
      Last edited by RPGD; 03-30-2007, 06:27 PM.

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        #4
        Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

        Why would I call the police? He was walking pretty much into his apartment. I guess he lived like right where we saw him.

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          #5
          Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

          I talked to a car thief while waiting for the bus today. He told me how to break into 1998-2002 ford F150s. He was wearing pants, though.
          Eat Smello.

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            #6
            Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

            Maybe this guy was an apartment theif and the whole thing was part of his clever ploy to make you think he lived there.
            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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              #7
              Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

              Where would he hide his b&e tools?!

              Wow that didnt register at all, i'm stupid
              Last edited by Armored; 03-30-2007, 08:28 PM.

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                #8
                Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                That's the genius he was hiding his tool in plain sight.

                *audience groans*
                The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                  #9
                  Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                  Caught me before the edit, ouch.

                  Oh yeah? Well.. how is he gonna get out with stolen goods naked? Huh? Answer that, jerk.

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                    #10
                    Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                    Funny, it's not even May 4th yet.

                    "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                      #11
                      Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                      Originally posted by Armored24 View Post
                      Caught me before the edit, ouch.

                      Oh yeah? Well.. how is he gonna get out with stolen goods naked? Huh? Answer that, jerk.
                      It's not a problem because you already think he lives there. In fact you'd probably help him move. He's that good.
                      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                        #12
                        Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                        @shfc: damnit i cant give you rep for your joke (kicks 24 hour limit)


                        if he was a robber then he screwed up cause he was memorable. when your a theif you want to be as bland and plain as the suroundings. the creeping peeper would of kinda funny to see, but id definatly look elsewhere rather then watch it.

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                          #13
                          Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                          Well think about it. If you see a guy with his dingle a dangling out are you gonna remember his face or the fact that his dingle's a dangling?

                          You're honor, the defense rests.
                          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                            #14
                            Re: I hate to make so many random topics but...

                            one word

                            rubbernecking
                            "Develop your skills wisely...
                            youth doesn't last forever" - Rockman Dash 2

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