Buy some Happy!

[Fushigi na Renamon]

This is just gold. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5573682800&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

I'd say I can't believe he's doing this, but I've seen auctions for weirder things. :p

[Nixon]

At least he's not selling haunted dog poop.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Of course he's unhappy. He's in Oklahoma.

[Goufunaki]

Well, on the plus side, he's got no negative feedback. :lol