In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

They do now, anyway.

I also think that the journalist should rethink the title of this article.

[The Final Rune]

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"I grabbed the first thing that came to hand -- one of my garden gnomes -- and hurled it at him, and hit him,"

Sweet, grannies with gnomes! That just rocks! I hope she gave him a right old wolloping.

Damn robbers, always getting nailed by lawn orniments.

[RPG Learner]

Re: In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

Yes it does Garden Gnomes that would make a great weapon for a RPG.

[Armored]

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What a headline

[Denmo]

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You always seem to find the wierdest things in the news, Fushi.

[Kanick]

Re: In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

does she sleep with gnomes or something??????

Jean Collop was woken early on Tuesday morning by the sound of an intruder on the roof of her home in Wadebridge, southwest England

and was the guy trying to break in santa claus style or what?????

[Kire]

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I would pay money to see that.

[Nixon]

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I like how she went looking for another weapon after the first gnome, because she "didn't want to break another gnome."

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

YES!

I have a weapon in my room!

[The_Real_Crunk]

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If that had happened to me I would have thrown my xbox at them, if I could throw it at all.

It would probably brake their legs on impact.

[Big Rick Cook]

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David's ready for action!

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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That's AWESOME, Rick!

[Magus]

Re: In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

Ride like the wind, Swift!

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: In England, Garden Gnomes = Weapons.

That's actually a rather old picture. More than a year, in fact. I've moved three times since them.

Damn.

He does still sit in my room, though.