The Cruelest April Fool's Joke EVER

[goldgecko4]

I just got my April copy of EGM, and look what I find?



Also, so highlights from the article:

"First off, Mushroom Kingdom Hearts is a Wii Exclusive, and will feature a cast fo over 41 Nintendo Characters"

Blame my inner skeptic, but this HAS to be total bull. Still, in a perfect world.... *sigh*

[hitogoroshi]

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I weep for all the poor twelve-year olds who believed this.

[Translucid]

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that's a terrible looking mario.

[Magus]

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I weep for all the poor twelve-year olds who believed this.

they're the only ones who could possibly be excited for this

OH WAIT

[Dusk Raven]

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Reminds me of something in a magazine a few years ago.

The (I assume) April issue of Nintendo Power had something in it about new Warp Pipe technology based off the Mario games, and that you could transport England to China in a matter of seconds.

If I'm right, there are no such Warp Pipes other than those in the Mushroom Kingdom.

[hitogoroshi]

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Man, you're really scared about being ostracized if you have to include the "I assume." I was tempted just to mess with you, but I'm nice.

[Dusk Raven]

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Man, you're really scared about being ostracized if you have to include the "I assume." I was tempted just to mess with you, but I'm nice.

Ostracized? I put "I assume" in because I assume that was the April issue. i don't know for certain. That issue doesn't have the month that it was printed printed on the cover.

[Armored]

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Dont mind Hito, he knows everything.

[IRC]

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There aren't nearly enough chains or zippers on Mario for this to be real.

[John Mora]

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What a stupid idea.

[goldgecko4]

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What an AWESOME idea.

Fix'd.

[SkylureX]

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Damn you. I had read this and I thought it was going to be awesome. I didn't even think it was a joke until you said so

[Misty]

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Ah, if only it were true.

Bowser can be a call monster and spit fire and coins.

[Funk]

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This isn't funny. Every EGM member should be dragged out into the street and shot for even thinking that up, even if it isn't real.

[Goufunaki]

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I'm just hoping they weren't kidding with the rumor about Dead Rising getting co-op for a platinum edition (they also mentioned being able to buy it from xbox live marketplace if you already have the game).