Stories from avatars

[WarDragon]

This is just a story that u can write and complete in 10 pages.

Several years ago a group of men stolen a very important gem. This gem could destroy the worlds very being only to find out that he must....

[RPGD]

... feed it to the blue duck so it could crap out the saviors of the universe. After some thought...

[Denmo]

... He decided to sprinkle some ex-lax on the gem to make sure they came out quickly and stronger than ever. Feeding it to the duck...

[Riotsword]

...he forgot to use the chocolate-flavored ex-lax, instead using the chalk flavored kind. Enraged at this, the duck proceeded to chase him around the room. After running around the area for several minutes, they both got tired and...

[Kefka Jr.]

decided to just kick back with a box of Hamdingers, a couple of brewskies and watch some of the duck's old episodes of Miami Vice. But when they put in the tape...

[InfinityDragon]

they found that the ducks wife had taped over them with old episodes of "Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman." They cried, and then decided to go out for a walk. While out they met up with the Professor, who told them...

[RPGD]

... "Get back to the freakin' journey!" Thusly, they tried feeding the blue duck the gem once more, and...

[InfinityDragon]

I'm tellin you man, that duck just WOULDN'T eat the gem. So they forced it down the ducks throat. Unfortunatly the Duck started to choke on the gem and passed out. So the professor and the guy took the duck to...

[The Dark Jester]

a group of helpful jews. Who rubbed each other with blankets after a rousing vasoline race. Then after the buffet they....

[InfinityDragon]

...droped a little bit more acid. But this time it was the bad stuff and they had nightmares about...

[Redneck 2000]

... Staffmaster. Luckily they wake up just in time to...

[The Dark Jester]

pee.

[Armored]

Into a giant

[Czechs Mex]

staffmaster's mouth.

[InfinityDragon]

*enraged by this Staffmaster kills every one and restarts the story*

So the professor figured out how to give the duck mouth to mouth and resucistated (sp?) it. The Duck FINALY swallowed the gem during this and suddenly was granted the ability to speak. It told off the guy and the professor for not useing the chocolate flavored exlax and then set to work digesting the gem into the worlds savior. After many hours the ducks belly began to rumble and the duck took the biggest dump any duck had ever taken, thus relaesing the worlds savior, who turned out to be...

[Armored]

..Staffmaster, who actually was not the worlds savior.

(this isn't your topic to restart :D )

[InfinityDragon]

(then quit making them **** in my mouth you asshats :upset )

[Draygone]

...an egg! In it would be the savior! As they were waiting for the egg to hatch, they got hungry and ate...

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Denmo]

Which unfortunately caused their stomachs to implode with righteous digestive fury. So they called...

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Denmo]

... :|


...From the great beyond! He said...

[Ryner]

"Asshats."

[Kefka Jr.]

Then, thrusting his sword into the ground, he shouted, "PLAY BALL DE IKIMASU KA!!!" and hopped into the end of the sword. He made a series of quick hand movements, eventually...

[Hedrum]

he died.

[Nixon]

But the blue gem brought him back to life. It's power turned him into a beast the size of a ford pinto, made entirely out of angry, screaming

[SirTMagus]

Penny loafers. Dozens upon hundreds of angry, screaming penny loafers, cascading and tumbling over each other in an orgiastic mass only a Castlevania boss designer could think of. Completely out of control, the Legion of Loafers...

[Nixon]

set itself alight, burning with a stench that would overpower even the most stalwart of janitors... but there was one person who was able to withstand that horrible onslaught, and that person's name was

[Vonwert]

Vonwert. He used the martial art skill of the Four Elemental Punches. Using air, fire, earth, and water, he wore down the beast until nothing remain. But suddenly, from the shadows, emerged....

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Draygone]

...and his lacky, The Running Gag.

[Valkysas]

just then, staffmaster

[Riotsword]

went to Stein Mart and bought everyone a sweater. Vonwert refused his sweater, saying...

[John Mora]

Staffmaster.

[Valkysas]

it was then that vonwert realized that a horrible disease had changed every language on earth to variations of "staffmaster", including written ones. no matter how hard he tried, he could not say or write anything but "staff" and "master".

[Vonwert]

Unable to use the elemental martial arts, he was weaken, but still determined to stop evil. Staffmaster summon his army of...

[Nixon]

small yappy dogs made out of used Q-tips, brought to life through the magic of gyromancy! Vonwert knew he would need more power, and decided to do the fusion dance with the only living thing nearby, which was

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Nixon]

-_-

Who was then shoved out of the way and replaced by Ryner, ranting like a madman over a keyboard of pure celestial fire. Vonwert decided not to fuse with him, and instead

[Ryner]

"Dont make faces, Asshat" Staffmaster said.

[Nixon]

Everybody ignored him. Vonwert grabbed a toilet brush and began to chant an ancient spell, bringing it to life.

It promptly ate him. Then it regurgitated a plate of taquitos, which were in the shape of a pentagram. The symbol exploded into a rain of corn and spicy shredded beef, and SirTMagus emerged. He took one look around and said

[Ryner]

"Whoa! Looks like Staffmaster's been here!"

[Vonwert]

Magus, flowing with power, took Staffmaster by the neck and swung him around like a rag doll. But Staffmaster was not to be defeated so easily. He called his mom to the scene. She....

[John Mora]

ate Staffmaster.

[Redneck 2000]

Then Redneck said "Stop stealing my bit"...

[Vonwert]

With the combine power of Staffmaster, Staffmaster's mom grew to giant heights. Able to now breath toxic death beams from her mouth and crush entire cities under her feet, she was out of control. Magus devised a plan, in which he would....

[John Mora]

eat another Staffmaster.

[Kefka Jr.]

So that he, too, could grow to a gigantic size and do battle with the Staffmasterly mother. But first he had to find another Staffmaster quickly, before the beast destroyed the city. To do this, he had to

[InfinityDragon]

Staffy then Manifested in coroporial form and said that if they didn't get back to the REAL story about the Guy, duck, and gem he'd call up Valk and complain. And then BAN WARNINGS WOULD BE HANDED OUT.


Serously. This **** stops now.

[Valkysas]

dude, don't hijack the story.













in all seriousness, this needs to get off the staffmaster subject soon. no ones getting a damn ban warning though, no one is flaming you or anything like that. hell, they could substitute any other forum member's name in this and that person would be fine with it. I wouldnt listen to you even if you came to be about this. why? because I'm not in charge of the forums. dont bother me with forum related stuff unless its very, very serious.

[InfinityDragon]

*rolls eyes*...MORA THEN

still it's the fact that they are saying it out, INSTEAD OF ABBREIVIATING IT.

(how woul you like to read EvilNixon666 every other friggin post)

EvilNixon666 did this
EvilNixon666 did that
EvilNixon666 FINALY posted a REAL, honest to god picture of herself that actualy looks FEMALE even (and not like our 37th president.)

you see what I mean. And I hardly see how I "hyjacked the Story" I posted once then a few more people posted then I posted again, one person posted an addition after that and then it went dead for a bit. I waited for two days to see if some one else would post next, before I went again.

As for all this? this is just side disscussion.

NOW BACK TO THE FRIGGIN STORY (and leave me out of it. I was playing nice untill you all started this nonsense)

[Valkysas]

calm down. this story is nothing BUT nonsense.

[Nixon]

EvilNixon666 FINALY posted a REAL, honest to god picture of herself that actualy looks FEMALE even (and not like our 37th president.)

That bothers you, eh?
:lol

I tried to get this idiotic story back on track quite a few times, but I think it's fairly obvious there's no point in wasting time on that anymore.

[John Mora]

Suddenly, EvilNixon666 spread strawberry jam on her stereo.

[SirTMagus]

TOWELS? I like towels. :D

[Nixon]

Then a ton of people farted, all at once. It was cool.

[John Mora]

But EvilNixon666 thought it could be cooler, so she

[Hedrum]

danced around the television and suddenly...

[Nixon]

exploded.

[Hedrum]

But she didn't because somebody used a Phoenix Down and...

[Valkysas]

off topic:
nixon has posted real pictures of herself, just none that you can see her face in.

[Nixon]

Off topic: Actually, I've posted real pictures of myself where you can see my face. It was just a long ass time ago and nobody cares/remembers.

[Riotsword]

Also also off-topic: Staffy. Shouldn't. Have. Opened. A. Can. Of. Worms. These kinds of stories are supposed to be totally open to whomever is left to continue the story.

On-topic: ... The phoenix down, instead of reviving her, turned Nixon into...

[RPGD]

A female version of Star Man (from MegaMan 5 (Not like there's much of a difference in the demeanor, anyway)). Thus she activated her Star Crash shield, which she...

[Ryner]

used on Staffmaster.

[Kefka Jr.]

This phased him out of existence, due to his personal wave frequency. So Star Man air-dashed outside to find

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Kefka Jr.]

Star Man pushed him aside to find something that was formerly obscured: ...

[TheHonorableRyu]

...Staffmaster's gold. Which took the form of 2,000 zenny. Thus Star Man had to contact Terrorist420x so that he could convert, in his head, this sum into Euros. Star Man took fewer than two steps when...

[Draygone]

...a screen transition occurred! We could now see...

[Ryner]

Star Man from two different angles.

[RPGD]

Then Yellow Devil (MegaMan 1) appeared.

[InfinityDragon]

And started a keg party with lots of hot chicks and street tuners. The DJ laid down some phat b34tz, so phat in fact that the scratch tables 'Sploded, causing a masive rift in the space/funk continuum. Out poured evil, mutant...

...(that in no way looked/sounded/acted like Staffmaster)...

[Hedrum]

...bile that...

[John Mora]

smelled of Staffmaster




















's gold

[RPGD]

Yellow Devil was none too pleased.

http://www.planet-megaman.com/mm3/images/mangas/Chaossad.gif

[Kefka Jr.]

The bile spread throughout the streets, breaking windows and knocking over street lights, accumulating and eventually flooding the city. Before then, Star Man had made a raft out of Staffmaster's gold, and sailed away to the Land of

[Ryner]

Staffmaster. Where there was nothing but Staffmaster.

[Riotsword]

THE END.




(That's pretty damn final.)

[Funk]

It was then that Prologue Man showed up in the Land of Staffmaster to continue Staffmaster's life work, which consisted of mastering his staff and tending to women's

[John Mora]

genitals. But then the King of Splat reminded everyone that prologues go at the beginning and epilogues go at the end. Suddenly, there was a violent explosion of

[Funk]

paradox. Up was down. Left was right. Staffmaster was cool. It was total chaos. The Land of Staffmaster was converted to Unitarianism and there was no hope for anything except that the King of Splat had a sword made out of

[Adam Ferrell]

..turkey balls.

[RPGD]

Which is actually a crystaline alloy made from turkey bones and gold. Thus he slashed at the sky randomly, trying to find the fabric of time to save the universe from impending anomaly, as well as stop the bile flood he reluctantly and indirectly caused (maybe he was actually the DJ; who knows?).

Thus, Epilogue Man, the supporter of all that is random and contrived, adjusted his glasses and confronted the King with his special arms; Ending Cannon.

Just then, a ticked off Yellow Devil materialized, stared at Epilogue Man and...

[Riotsword]

...Gave him a $20 bill. Epilogue Man loaded up his cannon with the $20 bill, and...

[Draygone]

...changed his mind about wasting a $20 bill that could net him a copy of Katamary Damacy. He started to take back out the $20, when he discovered that there was something else already in the cannon. It wasn't Staffmaster, but it was...

[John Mora]

Fattsmaster, his doppelganger.

[Funk]

LMAO.

I can't continue. Mora made me incoherent in thought.

[InfinityDragon]

Fattsmaster sung the blues with a steel guitar and a small backup band with a bass player and some beatnik chick that played an alto sax. They groved fishily. Suddenly everyone was in Funk's pants where they found...

[Draygone]

...they found...they found... Whoops, this page of the story is missing. *whistles innocently* So, after that, um, adventure, they finally found their way out of Funk's pants, along with their new friend from East Pocket...

[InfinityDragon]

Who was a week old halfa turkey sammich,...

[WarDragon]

which had tiny people living inside of it with an advance civilization until....

[Riotsword]

The Great Eating, which resulted in half on the world being consumed by the gluttonous and evil Funk. :p

They went to the local Starbucks and ordered...

[Big Rick Cook]

God, this is glorified spam.

Orange Mocha Frappaccino.

[Draygone]

But they got it wrong and gave them a vanilla milkshake instead.

[RPGD]

StarMan and EpilogueMan yelled at the manager while Yellow Devil started consuming all of the napkins, muffins and cream. The King complained about his Wi-Fi not working and Fattsmaster attempted to "fix" it for him. He began...

[InfinityDragon]

by rewiring the circuit boards inside it. which were made of cheese nips. This was the main reason that they ceased to function. after being replaced by mice running on wheels the Wi-Fi worked again. The King turned on the now fixed Wi-Fi and...

[WarDragon]

it worked for a few minutes then start singing snake eater. Everyone looked around to say wtf. after the wifi connection was complete a naked man and women fell from the sky.....

[Draygone]

...to which everyone in the room went blind just by looking at them. Except for the perverts over there in the corner of the room.

[RPGD]

They then turned into extra large cups of orange mocha frappachino, much to StarMan and EpilogueMan's delight. They decided against suing the place and just as they were about to drink, Yellow Devil had sucked them down already. They started flailing at Yellow Devil and...

[Denmo]

... then all of the sudden, George Lucas stepped in and turned this prologue into a prequel-sequel-sequel-prequel-prequel, editting all of the earlier content in the original, and making a spin-off CBS TV show entitled "Ryner, the Staffmaster", which was canceled after 1.5 episodes on air, causing Lucas to lose the $30 mil. he spent on CG SFX and Ryner action figures. His fans rebelled against him, held him hostage in an abandoned "Ryner, the Staffmaster" convention center, and demanded he either return the story to the way it was, or face a horrible life in prison with Har Har Hyjinks, his less than popular joke. Redeeming himself, the story returned to normal, where we had left the Yellow Devil being spanked and...

[Draygone]

...and the Yellow Demon finally gave up and vomited the orange mocha. It was gross-looking, but StarMan and EpilogueMan enjoyed it nonetheless. Humiliated and grossed out, the Yellow Demon started slinking away, but was stopped by...

(BTW, has anybody tried reading this from start to current? What a hideously stupid yet amusing mess this all is.:))

[Denmo]

I think accomplishing such a feet would make my head a s'plode.

[John Mora]

feat

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[RPGD]

Fattsmaster eyed Staffmaster and ran up to him. Fatts was like "Woah" and Staff was like "Woah" and they were like "Woah", then they flailed at each other...

[WarDragon]

and saw a taco bell in each other's eyes. Knowing this couldn't be true they ordered a...

(I never thought this idea was going to work.)

[Funk]

...big beefy burrito with extra sour cream and found a deep, dark, and filth-encrusted tunnel in which to share it. It was a wonderful time in which Fatts and Staff greatly bonded and it lead to...

[RPGD]

Fusion. Thus turning Fattsmaster and Staffmaster into FatStaffmaster. Yellow Devil was told to wash dishes, as he couldn't pay. He absorbed and digested the manager.

[InfinityDragon]

After defeating many evil say-jins Fats and staff de-fused and went their separate ways. Staffmaster left the sceen and got in his spaceship to fight evil elsewhere in the universe. It would take a hundred trillion billion quazillion years to do, so he realy would be occupied for the rest of the story FAR FAR AWAY.

MEANWHILE...
Fatsmaster fell in to a deep blue funk, then a few other colored ones. They didn't like it much and asked him to stop. Starman said "you know, I wonder what happened to that cosmic gem that was supposed to make the world abetter place" Epilouge man aggreed. Suddenly a portal opened and the duck came back. It told them of the EVIL gem that if eaten by an aardvark with jock itch would cause the worlds ANTI-saviour to be crapped out. "we must stop this from happening!" said EpilougeMan "But first...

[Draygone]

...a word from our sponsor.

[WarDragon]

do you like cream puffs, then buy salty cream puffs only for a buck. Now back to our episode.

[Funk]

Flash forward a hundred trillion billion quazillion years. Fattsmaster died eons ago, but Staffy in zombie form had finally managed to defeat the evil he was fighting, which was actually just a mean cat stuck in an infinitely high tree. Now Zombie Staffmaster was feeling stiff and horny, so he decided to hop back into his spaceship and...

[John Mora]

Resurrect Fattsmaster.

[Riotsword]

And he thought to himself, "Hey, remember that blue gem thing nobody was talking about? Maybe that could resurrect ol' Fattsmaster." He got in his spaceship, which by now had been transformed into...

[Ryner]

Staffmaster.

[Draygone]

Which doesn't make sense, but WHO CARES? If you try to make sense out of this story...

[WarDragon]

that your head will explode but fattmaster stole a 2 dollar....

[Mikochan]

pencil from the canadian embassy building in alabama. he journeyed far with his new writing tool until he enountered a giant purple man flying through the sky. the man approached him and said...

[altoecko]

"Sucky sucky, $5"...

[WarDragon]

and a pimp noticed him. Looking at him in the eye he slapped him like a throw away diaper..

[InfinityDragon]

"Hey wha'd you go and do that for?" he said. "I didn't even touch him!" The pimp agreeed and so for no apparent reason what soever, they turned into pumpkins.
Since these were completely normal every day pumpkins, the story ended because let's face it Pumpkins arent that interesting.

UNLESS THE EVIL JEWEL IS IN SIDE ONE OF THEM!!!!

(dun dun dun...)

[The Dark Jester]

He then screamed at his butt cheeks.

"YOU GOT NO NOODLES HERE BOY!!"

He ate the whole thing. The jewels. In his pants the whole time.

They cried.

[Lone Phantom]

then a gaint yeti came out of nowere and ate them,then a elephant ate them, then a rabbit ate them, etc. then valk came out of nowere and all of them a ban warning.After that I appeared, then the ship turned into a jungle that....

[Valkysas]

staffmaster

[RPGD]

And that's when the meteor hit.

[Lone Phantom]

And everyone except valk and his best fried named transformers dies,
so he decides to give himself a ban warning

[Ryner]

Staffmaster and Lone Phantom then got into a fight.

[Denmo]

Both die of a fatal blow from one last limp hand slap.

[RPGD]

And that's when the other meteor hit.

[Rodak]

But this one was no ordinary meteor. It was Blue.

Yes, this was the meteor from which the original Blue Jem in this story came. It shattered into a million and three fragments half of which were so Evil that they resurrected BOTH Staffmaster and Lone Phantom and got them to continue fighting.

The other half were eaten by ducks. All the ducks then crapped out Universal Saviours. There were now a million and three Saviours. Each fighting another for the honor of breaking up the Epic Battle between Staffmaster and The Lone Phantom which by now had levelled half the planet (it was not a very sturdy planet).

These two were the threat the original Blue Jem/Duck team was intended to thwart.

But just as a Champion Universal Saviour from the million and three Duck Turds emegred...







(Off Topic... Somebody with more time than I has to make a game out of this.)

[RPGD]

Yellow Devil sat and watched everything unfold from a living room somewhere while eating ribs. There wasn't much else on TV.

[Valkysas]

another meteor hit the champion in the face, killing him instantly. the meteor rolled around in the face-crater for a moment, before coming to rest in the center. months passed by with the meteor undisturbed, until it started to twitch. the twitching changed to violent shaking. finally, it cracked open! and from inside crawled a baby truck. the truck stretched its long neck and opened and closed it's fingers, each ending in a razor sharp claw. it spread it's wings and squawked "staffmaster!" The Ford F150 had awoken!

[RPGD]

Valkysas idly stared at the F150 and lovingly named it...

[Valkysas]

nothing at all, because it tunneled underground, headed for kuwait. the tunnel quickly filled up with orange water.

[Rodak]

Nothing at all arrived in Kuwait, bursting through the ground in a splash of Orange Water and George Bush's Oil

Nothing at all happened.

So it...

[Lone Phantom]

so it hired some hot sayain chciks to blow up the white house, and I like peanut butter.

[Rodak]

Nothing at all found itself suddenly an object of hero worship by the less reputable sects of Radical Islam for his attack on America.

It evolved into a sort of worship that made the world wonder if Nothing at all was sacred.

But George Bush was out promoting his Anti-Social Insecurity Reform plan and survuved. After outlawing Peanut Butter he...

[Lone Phantom]

..... that eating peanut butter, and drinking alchohol is a sin,

Goerge Bush:Excuse me while I go take a sip of wine and eat some peanut butter, while I'm hunting for terrorists, and ask them if I can by oil from them.
They can burn for all I care.

[Tsunami]

It was at this moment that Nothing at all realized what it had to do. It had to stop both Staffmaster and Lone Phantom who were still fighting on the fragile planet. Nothing rushed to the battle just as Staffmaster was begining to over power Lone Phantom. Just as Staffmaster was about to deliver the coup de grace, Nothing arrived at the battle and absorbed Lone Phantom, this increased Nothing's power greatly and made him strong enough to defeat Staffmaster and save the fragile world. However, what Nothing didn't realize was that absorbing Lone Phantom caused him to...

[RPGD]

Get diarrhea.

[Lone Phantom]

and become lone phantom the nothing man,who likes to eat digested cow
poop,.....one night while he was on his mother ship, he saw to his surprise,
I lone phantom in outer space,it just so happend that while he was pooping,
lone came out of his but, and flew into space.


Lone Phantom:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Caciss]

Then Lone Phantom and all his counterparts exploded for no explainable reason, and due to some sort of law in space and time, he was never allowed to come back as a character in this story, ever again.

[Valkysas]

then lone phantom's soul wandered into the sun and ceased to exist. and then the thunder god moses erased the memory of lone phantom from everything in every universe, including himself.

[RPGD]

And that's when the pie ship landed.

[Lone Phantom]

Then Lone Phantom and all his counterparts exploded for no explainable reason, and due to some sort of law in space and time, he was never allowed to come back as a character in this story, ever again.


You defend poeple like this valk,you called a joke,and who do you think you are,defending these mortals.

[Caciss]

I think everyone agreed, your post was very very stupid. Still, I didn't tell you, you couldn't post anymore. Or did anyone.

[Riotsword]

Hey Phantom, quit yer *****in'. They wouldn't say that if they did have a reason to.

ANYWAY:

Out of the pie ship emerged 27 strawberries, each equipped with Blastech Bloobity Blah Mk. 83 rifles. They took aim at Nothing at all, and...

[Lone Phantom]

And they went towards caciss face. :minotaur

[Pandacon]

As they reached Caciss's face they start to shot it with their Blastech Bloobity Blah Mk. 83 rifles which turned out to be paintball guns which they were using to draw pretty little flowers on Caciss's face. But before long Caciss grew very....

[Redneck 2000]

...aroused.

[Pandacon]

Suddenly Caciss started touching the Strawberries in an odd manner, to which the strawberries responded by...

[Redneck 2000]

...filing a report with the police department.

[The Dark Jester]

then his hymen broke and a baby Caciss was born.

As all the champions ate feces, children screamed at a distence....THIS HOME GOT NONE!@!! THIS HOME GOT NONE!!

[Lone Phantom]

Then what the police decided to do about it was go to the dounut shop,
at the shop they........

[The Dark Jester]

fart.

[RPGD]

And that's when the meteor shower hit.

[Rodak]

The meteors showered down upon Kuwait, utterly obliterating Nothing At All and all his Radical Islamist followers.

Ford F-150 fans the world over were so outraged at The Universe for behaving in such a naughty manner that they built a giant rocket ship equipped with the biggest Blastech Bloobity Blah Mk. 83 rifles they could find.

They launched into space to wreak vengence on an uncaring Universe.

Their first stop was...

[InfinityDragon]

*sigh*
(might as well get this out of the way)


...Me.

-_____-*

[Rodak]

The rabid Ford F-150 fans attacked ...Me. firing their ridiculously oversized Blastech Bloobity Blah Mk. 83 rifles at full Bloosh.

...Me. was hurt, but fired back with his...

[RPGD]

... stuff.

[Valkysas]

Then,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/Valkysas/8f972da3.gif

arrived and announced

[Lone Phantom]

that he will be having a slumber party will all his girl friends.

Me:anyone for a lolypop.

[Lone Phantom]

Then Lone Phantom Came out of nowhere, collected all the dragonballs(no pun entended)and wished for Imortality, withc was granted, and destroyed the planet earth,


10 years later,


Things were not always this way, he used to be a gentel man, saving
every hooker off the street, then severed there heads(No pun entended.)

[The Dark Jester]

Then his balls dropped and he lost his virginity to King Kong under the bleachers during the Freshman Football game.

[Rodak]

Meanwhile...

[RPGD]

A pair of dentures hopped down the road.

[Hedrum]

The dentures then...

[Riotsword]

placed themselves in the mouth of an old man. This was no ordinary old man, however, this old man was in fact...

[Lone Phantom]

master roshi, who can fire the Kamehameha wave.

[Draygone]

Roshi knew he had to act quick. He ran to the nearest book store, and grabbed the first copy of Naked Chicks he could find. Meanwhile, Cell and Majin Buu were...

[Lone Phantom]

were playing chess,buu got agnry that he lost, so he absorbed him,
then the dahauka came out of knowhere and absorbed buu with his raping tentegles,(IF it a inside joke for pop fans, so don't try to get it) then
went help brolly, by merging with him an, getting revenge on kakorot.

[RPGD]

Afterwards, they all disappeared.

We go back to Yellow Devil, still staring idly at the television watching things unfold.

Yellow Devil: "MMMAH"

Tr33M4nn later entered the room and queried YD about his personal life.

Yellow Devil: "MMM. MMMMAH"

Tr33M4nn: "Damn, HOW many?!?"

Yellow Devil: "MMMMAMAMH"

Tr33M4nn: "I didn't know you could do that with tweezers..."

[Rodak]

Yellow Devil replied that this was only possible because these were no ordinary tweezers... These were The Legendary Zircon Encrusted Tweezers from Frank Zappa's song Dynah Moe Humm!

Tr33M4nn was so impressed by this iconic collectible that he...

[Hedrum]

farted.

[Lone Phantom]

and farted, and farted and farted, and farted, and farted, and farted,
etc.

[Draygone]

...and then they put the lime in the Coke, you nut.

[Rodak]

Needless to say, after all this Farting and Lime-Putting they were exhausted. They rested on Yellow Devil's new Space Foam Mattress and before they knew it were fast asleep.

Tr33M4nn awoke in a panic. It seems that, during the night, Yellow Devil had...

[Alzar]

the

[Draygone]

Chicken Pox, OMG!

[RPGD]

Hey! It's Tr33m4nn!!!

[Rodak]

Suddenly, without warning, a disembidied voice echoed:
Hey! It's Tr33m4nn!!!
And retroactively all blasphemous dyslexias were undone!

And the Chicken Pox spread to...

[Lone Phantom]

have you ever seen a whale.

[Nixon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Nixon/thissucks1.jpg

[Funk]

:lol

:D

[Valkysas]

can we close something just because we find it annoying?

[RPGD]

Only if "Do not be an a**" would be an acceptable rule.

[Ryner]

Well, it is kind of spam...

[Draygone]

But it's fun spam. And at least we're contributing to the topic.

[Rodak]

OffTopic:
can we close something just because we find it annoying?
Of course you can! You run the place!!

But just because you can, does not mean you should.

======================

On Topic:

With the very existence of existence threatened by The Bored Dominatrix, a plea went out from The Nastrix Galaxy for more interesting plots and less slipping into personal comments for the good of creation.

In response...

[RPGD]

If you're gonna lock it, at least make an ending. Then we can have Rick edit it as a semi-creative writing-type thing.

:minotaur

[Nixon]

Don't foist this monstrosity on BRC! This isn't a coherent story, and it's really stupid and uninteresting. The title of this thread doesn't even make sense. I'm surprised that it has made it this far. At this point, I see closing this topic as more of a mercy killing.

[RPGD]

I think your sarcasm detector's broken...

I think I'll end this:

... The Board Dominatrix showed no mercy and canceled the program, causing all of the aformentioned to cease to exist. Yellow Devil and Tr33m4nn stared at the screen idly for a few seconds, then promptly tuned to Late Night with Conan O' Brien, happily laughing all through the night.

~THE END~

[Nixon]

Sorry, I honestly thought you were trying to defend this train wreck. :lol

[Valkysas]

*does not lock it*

[Nixon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Nixon/chocobum.jpg

[Ryner]

:convoy

[Funk]

I bet I can get this topic locked.

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS TOPIC...

THE BUMP TOPIC!

*bumps*

[Ryner]

*Bump*

[Funk]

*tiny little bump*

[Caciss]

*bump*

[Nixon]

*fart*

[Ryner]

*Bump*

[Valkysas]

borp.