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    African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

    It's sad because it sounds like something you read on Weekly World News, but it's true.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa...ica/index.html

    BANJUL, Gambia (CNN) -- At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup.

    The boy is told a spoonful a day will make him better. His mother, Fatuma, takes the same concoction, as do several dozen other AIDS and HIV patients here. Adults take two spoonfuls.

    "It's amazing," Fatuma says. "Two weeks ago, I was very ill, weak and couldn't eat without vomiting."

    This has become the treatment for HIV/AIDS patients here since early January, when Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had discovered a cure for the disease that has wreaked havoc across Africa. He made that announcement in front of a group of foreign diplomats, telling them the treatment was revealed to him by his ancestors in a dream.

    His concoction has stirred controversy and anger among health officials who say the president's claims will bring false hope to the nation's more than 20,000 HIV/AIDS patients. They are also afraid that it could cause patients to stop taking the anti-retroviral drugs that have been proven to prolong life and improve quality of living.
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    #2
    Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

    AUNT JEMIMA'S PANCAKE SYRUP?

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      #3
      Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

      Yeah I once took a ton of meth, ecstasy and pot, I was convinced methamphetamine was evil and bass caused cancer.

      Then I sobered up and posted on the forums.
      "Develop your skills wisely...
      youth doesn't last forever" - Rockman Dash 2

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        #4
        Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

        It's the new Hi-Potion!!

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          #5
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          There was a study done on africa where it was found that out of men whose foreskins were removed, and who didnt have it removed, that most men who had AIDs still had their foreskins.

          They used these statistics to claim that having it removed decreases your chances of getting AIDs. And were telling the people in africa about it and how they should get the surgery done. It was such a load of BS. Doesnt matter what you've got down there. If you stick it in somebody with AIDs, now you have AIDs too! YAY!
          Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 03-16-2007, 05:36 PM.

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            #6
            Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

            Not to mention that unwarranted cutting of things usually causes more problems rather than fixing them...
            Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 03-16-2007, 06:08 PM.

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              #7
              Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

              YES. Now I can have my AIDS cured.
              Lil' Bean is here!

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                #8
                Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                Originally posted by Kefka Jr. View Post
                It's the new Hi-Potion!!
                Fool, this is clearly Elixer.

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                  #9
                  Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                  What a noob, just cast disable so they can't 'stamp' you.
                  So you're a fish out of water...
                  Keep swimming.
                  What else can you do?

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                    #10
                    Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                    Elixir and Hi-Potion wouldn't affect status ailments. It's definitely a Remedy.

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                      #11
                      Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                      How awesome would it be if it did turn out to be a cure though. I bet the pharmaceutical industry would cover it up and ban it in the US.
                      I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                        #12
                        Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                        ZOMG CONSTANT GARDENERZZZZZ

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                          #13
                          Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                          Originally posted by Vanilla Iced Tea View Post
                          Elixir and Hi-Potion wouldn't affect status ailments. It's definitely a Remedy.
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                          I think Jesus is losing this battle, perhaps he should play FF sometime, Ill let him borrow my copy if he wants, I trust Ill get it back...

                          Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                            #14
                            Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                            Originally posted by JPS View Post
                            Dead African Ancestors - 1
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                            Mora - 0
                            Kefka Jr. - 0
                            Jesus - 0
                            Ahem.
                            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                              #15
                              Re: African president gets "AIDS cure" in dream!

                              lol sorry

                              Jesus still needs to get aqcuainted with Sony regardless

                              Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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