Here we go now:
5.)Spaceballs It's not funny. It's just not. It is, however, nigh unwatchable. There's just nothing I can really say other than "Epic Movie" isn't the first horrible movie parody. I think it tried to be "Ariplane" for Sci-Fi, but failed miserably.
4.)Anything with Sandra Bullock Did anyone see that movie she did with Keanu Reeves last year? How about "Miss Congeneality"? Didn't think so.
3.)Waterworld Pretty much hailed as the world's worst forray into filmaking, "Waterworld" was long, boring, and wrought with lame dialouge. "Dry land exists, I've seen it!"
2.)Queen of the Damned Now, I'm no big Anne Rice fan, but her first three "Vampire Chronicles" Books were like the thinking man's horror show! And the "Interview With the Vampire" movie was probably one of the best film adaptions I've seen for a book. Almost nothing was lost in the translation. That being said, "Queen of the Damned", the film adaption of the third book in the "Vampire Chronicles", was probably the worst film adaption I've ever seen.
Rather than saying "based on the novel by Anne Rice" at the beginning, it should say "loosely based on about two chapters of the novel by Anne Rice".
Because that's about how much of the novel is covered in this movie. It seems as though the writers just decided to focus on the whole "Rock and Roll Vampires" **** which made up about 10% of the book. And they didn't even get the parts they covered right. There's about 5-6 differend perspectives that are covered in the book, and only about 3 of those characters are actually IN the movie! Lame.
1.)Waterworld 2 It was so bad...God in his infinite wisdom did strike its creator down before he even thought it up.
5.)Spaceballs It's not funny. It's just not. It is, however, nigh unwatchable. There's just nothing I can really say other than "Epic Movie" isn't the first horrible movie parody. I think it tried to be "Ariplane" for Sci-Fi, but failed miserably.
4.)Anything with Sandra Bullock Did anyone see that movie she did with Keanu Reeves last year? How about "Miss Congeneality"? Didn't think so.
3.)Waterworld Pretty much hailed as the world's worst forray into filmaking, "Waterworld" was long, boring, and wrought with lame dialouge. "Dry land exists, I've seen it!"
2.)Queen of the Damned Now, I'm no big Anne Rice fan, but her first three "Vampire Chronicles" Books were like the thinking man's horror show! And the "Interview With the Vampire" movie was probably one of the best film adaptions I've seen for a book. Almost nothing was lost in the translation. That being said, "Queen of the Damned", the film adaption of the third book in the "Vampire Chronicles", was probably the worst film adaption I've ever seen.
Rather than saying "based on the novel by Anne Rice" at the beginning, it should say "loosely based on about two chapters of the novel by Anne Rice".
Because that's about how much of the novel is covered in this movie. It seems as though the writers just decided to focus on the whole "Rock and Roll Vampires" **** which made up about 10% of the book. And they didn't even get the parts they covered right. There's about 5-6 differend perspectives that are covered in the book, and only about 3 of those characters are actually IN the movie! Lame.
1.)Waterworld 2 It was so bad...God in his infinite wisdom did strike its creator down before he even thought it up.
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