a lone goose is wandering around my neighbor's yard, honking away. just walking around, and standing. it will not move if you approach it. it does not appear to be injured.
just felt like sharing.
just felt like sharing.
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Bark at it.The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson -
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Screw that, you got dinner and a new pillow only yards away!Do you serve with a purpose or purposely serve?Comment
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I would take a picture of it and put up some "missing" flyers tomorrow.Eat Smello.Comment
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give it bread.Comment
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Use it as an audience for Shakespearean plays performed by mice.Comment
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Heh, there's some geese in the town over that like hanging out in the ditch by the highway, right in between the transition from 30-55 Mph.
There's also a chicken hanging out under the fur tree a block away. Or maybe it's a rooster. It has golden and green feathers."What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."Comment
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Throw paper airplanes at it until it remembers the prime objective.Comment
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You mean chasing people?"What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."Comment
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Whatever you do, don't catch it under a big pail, and sit on the pail, because it will suffocate and die.
My brother did this once.
Poor goose.
You should dye his feathers with that one-time use hair color stuff."Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - SampsonComment
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Blast it away with some Pepto-Bismol pills..
(or does that only work with pigeons/doves..?)Comment
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Try to slip a "I honk cuz I'm horny" sign around its neck.Lil' Bean is here!Comment
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To shoot it, turn to page 67.
To pet it on its head, turn to page 12.
To knock it unconcious with a brick and have sex with it in your toolshed, turn to page 69.Last edited by Kire; 04-13-2005, 02:58 PM.Comment
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