talking Jesus doll!

[Kire]

I bet Valk wants one!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes

Jesus and Moses have the same outfit! They're like power rangers!

[Kanick]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

i bet more then anything someone will complain "wheres the black jesus doll?"
i can see it now

[Eso Teric]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Where's the black jesus doll?

[OmegaD3k]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Behold:


I hope they do a second batch with saints and such..
Like Saint Pope John Paul II, The great

Do they have an asian version of Jesus? How 'bout Arabic? Egyptian? German? Irish? Darn...
I would get a arabic-looking Jesus talking doll if they had 'em...

[Eso Teric]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Jesus was Black. Not 'African', but you know. Out in the desert and ****.

Assuming there was a jesus.







Which there wasn't.

[Kanick]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Do they have an asian version of Jesus? How 'bout Arabic? Egyptian? German? Irish? Darn...
I would get a arabic-looking Jesus talking doll if they had 'em...

i was thinking the same but i thought someone might get upset... imagine if they did make one for every race O_O they would have an aisle didicated to "The Jesus Dolls of the World" at your local Wal-Mart

[Loki]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Jesus premotes a version of beauty that is not realistic! How many young girls's self image was ruined because of the talking Jesus doll? We need a fat Jesus doll, or maybe one in a wheelchair.

[Chrono]

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It's historical fact that Jesus existed, regardless of religion and the Bible. To say that Jesus never existed is like proclaiming that Julius Caesar or George Washington never lived.

[The Final Rune]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Yes, a talking Jesus doll! Just what I've always wanted! Man, the old fogies at the swap meet will be so jealous!

[Chrono]

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Hey, satirizing religion is one of humanities greatest pastimes! It’s up there with making fun of blacks and degrading women!

[InfinityDragon]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

A few thoughts:

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2.)

3.) I wonder if they will make Adam and Eve dolls...
Hm...I just thought of something funny:
The biggest misconception about the first man is that he was named "Adam." This is simply not the case. He was named Lawrence. Infact, what we think is the name "Adam" is realy just a mongrelization of what God said after he (accidentaly) made humans. Incidentaly, the comandment to "go forth ad be fruitful" is also a misinterpretation of Gods thoughts of humanity allong those same lines.

[Kire]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Go forth and funk, my child.

My lifelong dream is to make millions off of something stupid that enriches peoples' lives on a minescule level.

[Riotsword]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Isn't that everyone's dream?

My dream, inspired by Bender of Futurama:

"I'm gonna make my own amusement park! With beer! And hookers!"

[Redneck 2000]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

BLACKJACK

[Maijo]

Re: talking Jesus doll!

Why, that wouldn't be a very fun amusement park at all.