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    Village Idiot Chosen

    This is just unreal.

    Until today, I'd never imagined people doing things like this.
    "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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    My roommate cut her neck while closing it in her car door. I nominate her.
    "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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      #3
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      To be the village idiot...in INDIANA...that's special.

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        #4
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        It would be more impressive in Alabama or Ohio.
        Lil' Bean is here!

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          #5
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          Maybe Kentucky too...

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            #6
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            Funk, are you dissing Ohio?
            "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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              #7
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              It does a pretty good job of dissing itself most of the time.
              Lil' Bean is here!

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                #8
                Re: Village Idiot Chosen

                Now he can get drunk on a hunderd dollars worth of beer and start training for next year

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                  #9
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                  Everyone read the title/article again while playing the MegaMan "Robot Master Chosen" theme.

                  ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                    #10
                    Re: Village Idiot Chosen

                    Originally posted by Vonwert
                    Now he can get drunk on a hundred dollars worth of beer and start training for next year
                    Yep.
                    "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                      #11
                      Re: Village Idiot Chosen

                      Originally posted by Funk
                      [Ohio] does a pretty good job of dissing itself most of the time.



                      That's why I'm moving up north. Maybe I can be Canada's village idiot. Wait, that's Jim Carrey.

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                        #12
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                        ...Okay. Apparently Ohio has becoming a living, breathing entity of stupidity and I was not aware.

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                          #13
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                          Even its name sounds stupid. OH HI OH! Sounds like a drunken stupid dwarf named the state while he was stupid and drunk.
                          Last edited by Funk; 04-11-2005, 06:10 PM.
                          Lil' Bean is here!

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                            #14
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                            I know someone who hit a guy riding a motorcycle once. The motorcycle was bought five minutes beforehand. And word spread fast, too. We were talking about it at lunch, and a couple people nearby said "Wait, you're the guy that hit that motorcycle earlier?"
                            "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                              #15
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                              That's cruel. Make fun of Oklahoma, it's way more fun and it's most definitely true.
                              "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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