[Contest!] The "do-my-work-for-me" Super Squadtest

[Loki]

So I was writing #26 tonight and darned if I couldn't think of anything for Kirby to say in this panel:

Maybe it's writer's block, maybe it's just that I'm lazy, I don't know. Here's the deal: anyone who comes up with the best and most funny dialogue for Kirby gets it in the comic. This is the punchline for the whole strip so it needs to be dynamite. No cheesy or "cute" lines PLEASE.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE?! In addition to having your line used in the comic I will also send the winner a special signed print of #25. #25 is a full color special edition featuring a BIG EVENT (and yes Mora it has Ridley in it). It's about halfway done and it's looking really nice. It will look great hanging next to your anime wallscrolls.

The deadline is a week from today. So please have your submitions posted by midnight Feb, 6. I expect some great stuff from yous guys don't leave me dissapointed!

[Red Dragon]

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"Come on Luigi, I'll suck anything you want!"

I got nothin'.

[Magus]

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How many submissions can you enter?

[Loki]

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All of them.

[Magus]

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...

so i can give you like 10 submissions?

[Caciss]

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I will try and think of something, Loki-baby.

Jus' fo' you. :3

[Jamos]

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This is the punchline for the whole strip so it needs to be dynamite.

And there lies the problem. We don't know what the situation is so it won't be easy to come up with a good one.... but I guess it gives us a challenge.


Anyway:

"So can we be called the Squeak Squad!"

"Oh, nigga please."



That's all I have for now.

[Smurf Taco]

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"I sallow!"

[Loki]

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...

so i can give you like 10 submissions?

You better.

[altoecko]

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"Mommy!"

"You look good enough to eat."

"Wanna go do lines of coke off of Princess Peach?"

"I'm pink with anticipation."

"There's a hole in my heart, and it's shaped like you."

[Czechs Mex]

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So does the punchline for the comic not depend on the context of any of the previous panels??

If we can't see the other panels, all you're gonna get from me is stuff like, "I have an erection."

[Garr123]

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"Your saccharine sweet fawning has saved you from my maw for now, plumber. But mind your steps, for one day I shall wear your hat."

"No one escapes the grasping cyclone of my gullet, not even God."


edit: I just read the recent super squad, and he couldn't suck up a butterfly. SIGH. FAILURE.

[Vonwert]

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"I pooted"

[neobi]

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"nyoro~n"
"I'm not dysiclex!"

[Denmo]

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"and an animal
and a wrestler
and a cupid
and a fighter
and a balloon
and a bomb
and a bubble
and a ninja
and a yoyo
and a volcano
and a light bulb
and a dynamite
and I can ride a hamster
and a bird
and a fish
and a cat
and a slimey girlfriend
and I have a pet with a wierd tongue!"