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    and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

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    #2
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    I looked through 43 before I got one I'd already seen.

    Insane.
    "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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      #3
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      Vin Diesel was born fully grown. His mother was Gilda Radner.

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        #4
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        The Shroud of Turin is actually the remains of the arena that Jesus indian-wrestled Vin Diesel in. The imprint is the result of Vin Diesel's 'Flamboyant Piledriver' move.
        and

        Vin Diesel once raped George W. Bush, but G.W. let him off the hook because hey, he's Vin ****ing Diesel.
        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
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          When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the lifestream and stop Meteor.
          Heh

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            #6
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            Vin Diesel disappeard into the Alaskan wilderness with Roseanne Arquette and 3 years later returned naked save for a necklace of bear teeth.
            hee

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              #7
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              Vin Diesel can not distinguish between babies and bagels.
              ROFL

              Vin Diesel is the MAN!

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                #8
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                Vin Diesel believes in the heart of the cards.
                Then I got...
                matt damon
                Last edited by VanillaIceT; 04-09-2005, 04:02 PM.

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                  #9
                  Re: and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

                  Vin Diesel gave Hitler alchohol poisoning during a game of shots in 1935
                  He once asked to borrow a cup of sugar from Benjamin Franklin. When Franklin said no, Vin Diesel killed him with a sword.
                  I knew it.
                  Last edited by Marc M.; 04-09-2005, 04:03 PM. Reason: Blah

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                    #10
                    Re: and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

                    Vin Diesel once shot a man just to watch him die, but then got distracted and missed it.
                    zz
                    "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                      #11
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                      That's friggin hilarious!

                      Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.
                      Vin Diesel knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but he wont tell anyone.
                      Last edited by The Final Rune; 04-09-2005, 04:33 PM.
                      Do you serve with a purpose or purposely serve?

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                        #12
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                        Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids entirely out of strategicly performed pop n' lock dance moves and alien fecal material.
                        I like that shot a man one, it's a KitH reference.
                        Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
                        I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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                          #13
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                          Is the actual creator of Calvin and Hobbes. He is secretly going around the country at night dressed as a ninja killing anyone who has one of those "peeing Calvin" stickers on their car.
                          I like this one, namely, because I wanna do that.

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                            #14
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                            Vin Diesel can count to infinity, and beyond
                            Vin Diesel is a Sans Serif font
                            Vin Diesel is the only man to have safely fallen from 20,000 feet without a parachute - the Hand of God appeared to catch him before he hit the ground, afterwards God appologised for leaving it so late, but Vin forgave him anyway.
                            Only Vin Diesel knows with certainty what the christ Dr. Pepper really is. That knowledge is both his eternal burden and the source of his powers.
                            Where do they get this stuff?
                            Do you serve with a purpose or purposely serve?

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                              #15
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                              Vin Diesel actually has hair, but it's beauty is too great for mortal men to behold. As such, he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.
                              Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
                              I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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