View Full Version : It's funny because it's sad: Uwe Boll
John Mora
02-05-2005, 03:38 AM
Uwe Boll vs. a good script (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649).
It's interesting to see exactly what goes on in his demented, freakish, European mind.
Alzar
02-05-2005, 03:57 AM
Wow, he really is a modern day Ed Wood.
Fushigi na Renamon
02-05-2005, 04:13 AM
Wow. That is a truly stupid man.
SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 05:55 AM
At least Johnny Depp led us to believe Ed Wood had the giddy, confused charm only an alcoholic transvestite could provide.
Uwe Boll has no such excuse/allure.
Plus, it's 2005. There's over a century's worth and more of film out there to learn from. Uwe Boll is sick. Sick, sick, sick.
Dreamknight
02-05-2005, 11:44 AM
Goddamn, let ME make these films!!! :cry
Redneck 2000
02-05-2005, 02:16 PM
Yeah, I read that before. That's pretty hilarious. I like his emails.
Caciss
02-05-2005, 02:19 PM
This man, is psycho.
BeeZee
02-05-2005, 03:17 PM
That wasn't just Something Awful making things up? :p
Caciss
02-05-2005, 03:18 PM
WE'LL NEVER KNOW!
The Dark Jester
02-05-2005, 04:00 PM
we should just start a petition I mean god damn.
Hes got three more game based movies coming out.
Redneck 2000
02-05-2005, 05:28 PM
He's giving gamers a bad name with his godawful movies!!
Not to mention the fact that nobody's gonna take game-based movies seriously if he keeps churning out this crapfest.
SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 07:34 PM
Well, they didn't exactly have a sterling reputation beforehand either. =\
*burns effigies of Paul Anderson and Steve E. deSouza*
Valkysas
02-05-2005, 07:40 PM
I liked the RE movies. especially apocalypse. that was pure RE fanservice! but I despise the character Alice.
SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 07:47 PM
Alice was a total ****whore in Apocalypse. What a titless *****. Jill on the other hand... :drool
But yeah, I will definitely agree: Apocalypse did kick ass. Fanservice and action SO over-the-top... it was too entertaining.
Valkysas
02-06-2005, 12:35 AM
the whole damn theater cheered when nemesis said "stars" its like thats the only reason everyone came to see it.
Dallas Alvis
02-06-2005, 12:39 AM
Wasn't this the guy who dipped fish sticks in anchovies because he said it made the fish taste different? Maybe it was another guy...
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