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John Mora
02-05-2005, 03:38 AM
Uwe Boll vs. a good script (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649).

It's interesting to see exactly what goes on in his demented, freakish, European mind.

Alzar
02-05-2005, 03:57 AM
Wow, he really is a modern day Ed Wood.

Fushigi na Renamon
02-05-2005, 04:13 AM
Wow. That is a truly stupid man.

SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 05:55 AM
At least Johnny Depp led us to believe Ed Wood had the giddy, confused charm only an alcoholic transvestite could provide.

Uwe Boll has no such excuse/allure.

Plus, it's 2005. There's over a century's worth and more of film out there to learn from. Uwe Boll is sick. Sick, sick, sick.

Dreamknight
02-05-2005, 11:44 AM
Goddamn, let ME make these films!!! :cry

Redneck 2000
02-05-2005, 02:16 PM
Yeah, I read that before. That's pretty hilarious. I like his emails.

Caciss
02-05-2005, 02:19 PM
This man, is psycho.

BeeZee
02-05-2005, 03:17 PM
That wasn't just Something Awful making things up? :p

Caciss
02-05-2005, 03:18 PM
WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

The Dark Jester
02-05-2005, 04:00 PM
we should just start a petition I mean god damn.

Hes got three more game based movies coming out.

Redneck 2000
02-05-2005, 05:28 PM
He's giving gamers a bad name with his godawful movies!!

Not to mention the fact that nobody's gonna take game-based movies seriously if he keeps churning out this crapfest.

SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 07:34 PM
Well, they didn't exactly have a sterling reputation beforehand either. =\

*burns effigies of Paul Anderson and Steve E. deSouza*

Valkysas
02-05-2005, 07:40 PM
I liked the RE movies. especially apocalypse. that was pure RE fanservice! but I despise the character Alice.

SirTMagus
02-05-2005, 07:47 PM
Alice was a total ****whore in Apocalypse. What a titless *****. Jill on the other hand... :drool

But yeah, I will definitely agree: Apocalypse did kick ass. Fanservice and action SO over-the-top... it was too entertaining.

Valkysas
02-06-2005, 12:35 AM
the whole damn theater cheered when nemesis said "stars" its like thats the only reason everyone came to see it.

Dallas Alvis
02-06-2005, 12:39 AM
Wasn't this the guy who dipped fish sticks in anchovies because he said it made the fish taste different? Maybe it was another guy...