The Improptu Funk Survey I

[Funk]

All off the top of my head, only answer if you are bored or want to know more about your fellow Pavilionites through a series of common variables. My own answers are bolded.

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 9 and 3.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? About 15 hours ago.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? A Fish Called Wanda.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Yes. Kodak DX3600.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Morality.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Mass quantities of white rice with Kung Pao Chicken, Orange Chicken, and Mongolian Beef.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Side, stretched out.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Final Fantasy VIII.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? The Review & Observer.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Czechs Mex]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

Good topic.

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE?
9 and anything.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body?
Uh... geez, I'll take one tonight.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)?
Spoon.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest?
The Naked Gun.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind?
Nope.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school?
Current issues in sports (fun times though).

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of?
Sloppy joes, potato salad, baked beans, and a pickle.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)?
Side, curled up in a ball.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever?
Conker's bad fur day.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper?
The Star Tribune.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Mistafopa]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE?

1 hand at 12 or 6

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? 3 hours ago

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? I dunno. First time watching, Dumb and Dumber.

5. Do you own a digital camera?Yes. Kodak CX4230.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? English.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Pork ribs, coke, steak fries, popeyes chicken, red beans and rice

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)?
On my stomach with a pillow under my head and all the blankets betwixt my legs in a spindly web.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Metroid Prime

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? Nickname? What the ****? We had a paper called The Chino Champion that was a local paper, then theres the Daily Bulletin and that's across several counties.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[John Mora]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 10 and 2.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? About 13 hours ago.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Spoon, definitely.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? After a certain amount of times, no movie.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? No, I be poor!

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Field Biology.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Either lobster or Gloomy's answer.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Fetal.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Probably some Atari or NES game that I've never played or heard of.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? The Plain Dealer

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Alzar]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE?
I think 90% of the time I just drive with my thumb on 6.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body?
11:00 am...so....11 hours.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)?
CHOPSTICKS.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest?
The Big Lebowski. Funnier each time you watch it, for some reason.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind?
No...But I own a panasonic video camera.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school?
Oh, jeez. Integrated Science, probably.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of?

Hmm.
One of those all you can eat seafood buffets. Like at Todais.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)?
I sleep on my face or side...Never back.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever?
The Last Ninja for the NES. Has anyone ever played this? It was sooooo horrible.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper?
The...Oregonian? Nickname? Hehe. I dunno.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[RPGD]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

Meh, why not?

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPLICABLE? 10 and 2 until stated otherwise.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? Perhaps coincidentally too recently.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Duck Soup.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Not anymore, and not for long.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Library.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Spaghetti bolognese. And lots of it.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Side.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Hell, I dunno. I don't like stating much in the way of negativity. But from what I've played, Bebe's Kids (don't ask).

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? N/A

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon? I prefer to avoid using emoticons, so I dunno. But here's one I loathe:


Joking, joking.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

Funk, I'm thrilled to that avatar again.

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 10 and 2, man.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? Roughly four and a half hours ago.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork. Spoooooon!

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Street Fighter

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? My dad has one, I can't remember what kind off the top o' my head.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? English or Dramatics.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Angel hair pasta and meat balls with marinara sauce and a small loaf of Italian bread... and a root beer.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? On my back, with my arms folded, kind of like a mummy in a sarcophogus.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Star Trek Generations for the Game Boy.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? The filth rag.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Kire]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. 4 and 8.

2. This morning.

3. fork!

4. BASEketball.

5. Um....a 200 dollar one?

6. Math.

7. Maggiano's stuffed mushrooms. Like 20 of them.

8. Side. I'll usually go into fetal when I'm alone.

9. Hmmmm....Custer's Erotic Adventure for Atari.

10. Daily Herald.

11.

[Nixon]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 10 and 3 maybe... it's been a while since I've driven my car.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? About 20 mins ago (it's my day off!)

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Knife.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? The Naked Gun.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Yeah, it was a gift. Fuji Finepix A210, whatever that means. It does the job.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Algebra I&II

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? General Chu style spicy chicken and white rice, salmon sushi, a bag of jalepeno chips and a bottle of vodka.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? On my stomach with my pillow facing the opposite direction it should be.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Deadly Towers. And yes, I do own a copy of it for the NES.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? The Autistic American Statesman. Well, that's what I call it.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Jehuty]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 6 0r 9

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? 4 hours ago

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Ace Ventura

5. Do you own a digital camera? My dad has a bunch, i don't know /care what they are.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? English

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Veal, a huge steak, vintage wine, and that puffer fish meal that can be deadly.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Back, or Side

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Enter the matrix

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? N/a

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? Either 6 by itself or 12 and 7.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? This morning, some time.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Knife.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Can't pick one. Clerks, Spinal Tap, Caddyshack, Royal Tenenbaums... To name a few.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Yeah, Canon Power Shot S1IS.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Computer.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Funk's sounds good. Either that or some Burritos de Carne Asada with refried beans, fresh tortilla chips, guacomole, and a Coke.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Back or sides, stretched out.

9. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? We've got a few. The Philadelphia Inquirer and Tribune... The Daily... I don't know.

10. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[OmegaD3k]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? 8 and 4.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? Can't remember

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? spoon

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Alien VS Predator

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Canon Powershot A80

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Religion (had a nice chat once about the galactic federation and communism...)

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? Tripple Whopper without the pickles and tomatos...

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Stomach

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Mega Man X7

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? DAS WOCHENBLATT

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?

[pinkymadigan]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

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1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE?

9:30 and 2:30

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body?

The WHOLE thing? Let's see... last enima.... nope. never.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)?

spoon, it's dull, it'll hurt more.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest?

Clerks probably? Dunno. After you've seen it once... As for non movie DVD, Dress to Kill or Circle from Eddie Izzard still get me laughing, even after three or four viewings.

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind?

Canon Powershot A75

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school?

Don't remember High School too well, but my last year, I took about 7 art classes and two study halls. Which was fine, because I wanted to go to Art School, which I did, only to drop out a few months in to the first semester. So, essentially, useless, because I no longer do anything really art related.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of?

Sampler platters. Of all types.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)?

Back. Or in between my wife's.... pillows.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever?

Ever is an awfully long time. ET in any incarnation will always blow though, so I'll bet eventually one comes out that makes all other games look ingenius.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper?

Nickname? That's am odd request. I was not aware such things existed for newspapers.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon

I have to agree,

makes me grin a lot.

[IRC]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? I drive with 10 only baby.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? I don't understand the question.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? Fork.

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? Anchorman

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? Yes. Canon 90z I think.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? Biology II.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? A huge ass hamburger with everything on it except for mayo and tomatos, a dozen pepperoni rolls from Double Daves, a tub of mustard potatoe salad, some bar-b-que sausauge from Park House in Austin, Fried Salmon, Fries, Chocolate shake.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? Back or side stretched out.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? ET.

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? One is Express and the other is Statesman.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon? It reminds me of Skylure.

[Magik]

Re: The Improptu Funk Survey I

1. Using the common analogy of an automobile steering wheel as a clock, at which position do you hold onto the wheel when using both hands (i.e. 10 and 2; 9 and 3, etc.) IF APPICABLE? This will sounds weird... but 11 and 5... the hand on 5 is really just resting there, not actually gripping the wheel.

2. When was the last time you cleansed your whole body? This morning, before school.

3. Fork, spoon, or knife(NO SPORKS!)? spoon

4. Which movie makes you laugh the hardest? depends on the company and my mood.. but I'll say Mars Attacks!

5. Do you own a digital camera? If so, what kind? No; I use my parents'.

6. What is the most useless class you took in high school? I'm still in high school, but so far: Sacramental Theology or Marketing.

7. You really dislike dogs and you just killed your neighbor's dog and are quite happy about it but it turns out it was really his wife but she was so ugly that you thought she was a dog. Anyways, despite a lengthy trial and great defense lawyer optimism you are sentenced to die by lethal injection. You appeal several times, but to no avail. What is your final meal going to consist of? chocolate milk and a bowl of crawfish etoufée, with baguette bread, the kind from Albertson's, on the side.

8. What is your most typical sleeping position(i.e. side, back, stomach, fetal position, etc.)? side, facing away from the wall, stretched out.

9. Worst. Video Game. Ever? Ephemeral Fantasia

10. What is the nickname of your town's newspaper? uh... the News Journal.

11. What is your favorite Pavilion emoticon?