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    FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

    About six months ago my doctor grew concerned about dark circular patches that were forming on my neck and shoulder and referred me to see a dermatologist.

    The patches are kinda leathery, but don't hurt or anything. But since my doctor didn't know what they were, it kinda worried me as well.

    Well this morning I finally went to my dermatologist appointment. He took one look at my neck and immediately identified it:

    "You got a little fungal growth there. No problem."
    I asked, "Do you know what may've caused it?"
    "It's a common condition, caused by bacteria on everyone's skin. They just seem to really like you. Sometimes they'll concentrate if the area's clammy for long periods. Know anything that might’ve done that?"

    I lied, I said I didn't. But I know well what's to blame: The hours upon hours I spent in the same odd position playing FFXI, with my neck propped on my shoulder. It was comfortable but still allowed me to type.

    So I'd like to extend a final thanks to FFXI as I go to the pharmacy to pick up perscription fungicide.
    Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
    I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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    Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

    Wow... that's really freaky.

    Just imagine if you had kept playing.... it would've been like a bad horror movie. It would've consumed your soul!
    Eat Smello.

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      #3
      Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

      kinda like in "Creepshow". when steven king found
      that meteorite! be careful gussy-poo!!!

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        #4
        Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

        reminds me of homer in the "dracula" halloween episode

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          #5
          Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

          Correction! Free blood!
          Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
          I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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            #6
            Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

            Creepshow was so awesome.

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              #7
              Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

              Neck Fungus... hmm.

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                #8
                Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus

                Neck fungus? You mean it was those leathery patches, and not that huge thing on top of your neck that was the problem? O_O
                "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                  #9
                  Re: FFXI Causes Neck Fungus


                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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